plumis

Age: 31
Gender: F
Location: Vienna, VA

Joined: 13 years ago on 01/22/08
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plumis is currently piloting ROBUST BLITZKRIEG with briankeith

ROBUST BLITZKRIEG's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Electric Cannon
• Laser Flamethrower

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply much-needed counseling services to friendly forces, even during the mayhem of night-time combat. Perhaps historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Heroic Asskicking, during which most of Sydney was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and live to break some Kaiju assholes.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a terrifying cyborg. Greatly affected by the cyborg conversion of family dog because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Decided to spend the next several hours masturbating in a hidden toy store. Each grueling beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Stanford where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked thing that legends are made of despite infuriating her mother. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the general's dogwalker by her first grade teacher.

Experts have described her partying style as "second-rate ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since my dad ravaged my ass."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.