AJ2 Buster Machine No. 1491
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About AJ2 Age: 35 Gender: M Location: Lawrence, KS Joined: 16 years ago on 02/26/04 Last Visit: 10 years ago Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Play games, chat, photography.”
What's your dream job?
“Blacksmithing would be fun. :o”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Somebody I can have fun with, like a partner in crime!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They can work as long as you're committed enough.”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Vampire Hunter D, Iria, Cowboy Bebop, Berserk”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Going to conventions. I want to cosplay some day, maybe.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Dragon Quest, Devil May Cry, Tekken, Resident Evil, Final Fantasy, Golden Sun, Time Crisis”
AJ2 is currently piloting
AUDACIOUS EXCELLENCE with Lord_BullGod
AUDACIOUS EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Darkness Bodyslam of Satisfaction Penis-Mounted Flamethrower
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply tricky repair services to soldiers, even during the heartbreak of high-speed lovemaking. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Resilient Nightmare, a plan to use an experimental, truly astonishing fried chicken recipe to prolong erectile dysfunction. Cannot be damaged by sensitive attacks. During the Battle Of London, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to fuck shit up while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to asskicking. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a famous CEO. Father was a homeless man. Profoundly aroused by the cyborg conversion of father when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 5 that he had a sex change. Spent the next several years doing nothing in a filthy alley. Each erotic moment was a step closer to the sensitive touching that his parents expected from him.
Found himself by the school of life where he studied whatever the fuck he felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with sensual brutality, termed "Invincible Hulk Style", he soon gained the attention of instructors. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite impregnating his mother. Due to his actions, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess. Following the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about. "The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at something other than this if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?" Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.