RocketQueen

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Atlanta, GA

Joined: 10 years ago on 02/27/04
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RocketQueen is currently piloting SURREAL SABRETOOTH with SotanahtX

SURREAL SABRETOOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Golden Jump-Kick Whirlwind of Retribution
• Elbow-Mounted Broadsword of Enlightenment

DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply ferocious tax advice to other Jaeger pilots. Top-secret scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Freedom, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing atomic missile to ensure this war for human survival. During the Battle Of Chicago, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to unleash devastating attacks while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to partying. At times, commanding officers have complimented the pilots' dedication to partying. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was an arms dealer. Life threw a fucking curveball when parents were killed by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. As time progressed, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of sexually transmitted diseases. Each withering beat-down was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Truly blossomed at the school of hard knocks where she studied pretty much anything her voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing thing that legends are made of despite killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Refusing to learn a lesson, she dedicated herself to shaving her pubes and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything she taught you and adapt to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. Believe me, this is one pilot who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.