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About Ulyth

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Canton, GA

Joined: 14 years ago on 02/13/08
Last Visit: 2 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: None

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“It's cool; I'm sexy.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I'm into Muay Thai, Boxing, Weight Training, Powerlifting, and other similar sports.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a boxing, kickboxing, and Muay Thai coach. I also teach weight lifting and other areas of fitness.”

What's your dream job?

“I want to own my own arcade.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I once watched my friend's cat for a week. During that week I scooped out all of the poop. My friend got home and thought that his cat was constipated. I later took a dump in the kitty litter. That look on his face was glorious. XD”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?


What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Found her! :D”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“We did it. It it possible with hard work.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“.hack, 2x2 Shinobuden, Air, Azumanga Daioh, Battle Athletes Victory, Black Lagoon, Chibi Vampire, Excel Saga, Evangelion, FLCL, Gundam, Gunsmith Cats, Higurashi, Kamiyadori, Negima, Q-Ko-Chan, Read or Die, Sailormoon, Trigun, Utawarerumono, etc.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Metallica, Iced Earth, Kreator, Kalmah, Manowar, Hammerfall, Yngwie Malmsteen, Bathory, Devildriver, Amon Amarth, Blind Guardian, Slayer, Rhapsody, Powerglove, Iron Maiden, Edguy, Helloween, Children of Bodom, Lamb of God, Gamma Ray, Mastadon, etc.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I download and watch some anime, I read some manga and comic books, I play all kinds of video games on any platform, play lots of board games, and I can't draw to save my life.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I go to BootyCon, Dragon*Con, and AWA. I want to go to Gencon and MAGFest.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Soul Calibur III, Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Super Mario RPG, Kirby Superstar, Bomberman, Rock Band, We <3 Katamari, Street Fighter Alpha 3, Guilty Gear XX: Accent Core Plus, Fight Night: Champion, and many, many more.”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Boiler Demon”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Call of Duty 4, Rock Band 2, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, Bomberman Live, Left 4 Dead etc.”

Jaeger Assignment

Ulyth is currently piloting PUNCHER JUGGERNAUT with TheLoneWolf

PUNCHER JUGGERNAUT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Torrential Boomerang
  • Majestic Flamethrower Tantrum

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply ferocious tax advice to civilians, even during the frenzy of covert combat. As we all know historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Final Hercules, during which most of Atlanta was destroyed in an effort to capture a living Kaiju. Often, the pilots' parents have wished that the pilots would improve their alcohol tolerance. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and comic books. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Reluctantly spent the next several hours sleeping in a secret waterfall. Each enchanting lesson was a step toward the kind of shit that that his sense of honor demanded.

Slept with a village of hobos despite excessive body odor because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a seasoned expert with erotic power, termed "Ferocious Monkey Style", he soon gained the praise of instructors.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to Head Badass by his commanding officer.

"People need to understand, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there partying, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you might as well be playing for the Mets. And trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just needs cuddling.

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