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Age: 33Gender: MLocation: Phoenix, MD
Joined: 12 years ago on 02/13/08Last Visit: 12 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm fairly certain that this box is too small for my brain, and ergo I cannot fit everything I'd like to express to you in so many words.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I tabletop game, I play bass, play pranks on people, play paintball, drive long distances to see my friends, and just shoot the breeze. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I go to a local University, known for it's parties. I'm also in a band known for songs that rock. Motherfuck the Orange Key.”
What's your dream job?
“Mining for gemstones. Building Robots. Chasing Tornadoes. Too bad there is no way to combine all three.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“What HAVEN'T I done? Seriously. I can't think of any stories to go here because they're too awesome.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Interesting works best for me, thank you very much. Who's awesome? You're awesome.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I prefer to keep them close, but as long as I can see them once a week, that's fine.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Eureka 7, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Gunbuster, Diebuster, Gundam 00, ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Techno. Daft Punk. Blue Man Group. Misfits, Dethklok, Aerosmith, just about everything but country and rap.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“A little bit of everything, but mostly mech stuff.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Otakon. That's about it.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy, Half life, Team Fortress 2, the list goes on for about 3 single spaced pages. No paragraph breaks.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“TF2, HL2:DM, FFXI”
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