OtaCooter is currently piloting RAINBOW BEHEMOTH with tsunami
RAINBOW BEHEMOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:
Hundred-Pound Eruption Inferno
Titanium Knuckles
DOSSIER: Likes to help civilians by improving their defensive power. During the Battle Of Chicago, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and like nothing better than to fingerbang some Kaiju brains.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and religion. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each withering beat-down was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.
Schooled at Sweet Valley High where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a tiger with drunkenly unpredictable speed, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite "accidentally" killing her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.
In the aftermath of the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.
"The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at shit in general if she hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"
Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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