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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: Bethesda, MD
Joined: 15 years ago on 02/27/04Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Why, if it isn't Deidre: The Happiest Little School Cunt!”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an open relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I enjoy reading (a lot. Like, a lot a lot.), writing, going to museums, cooking, baking, taking pictures, sewing little creatures, drawing comics, having adventures, and adoring birdies. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Office Assistant/Kickballer/All-American Slut”
What's your dream job?
“First Choice: Stalking Fred and George Weasley. Second Choice: Birdie Hugging. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I can't lift nothin' if it don't come out of the oven, honey.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I was in one once. Shit sucks. Turns out I very much need physical contact to make a relationship work.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Shoujo Kakumei Utena (anime), Berserk (anime&manga), Princess Tutu (anime), FLCL (anime), Fullmetal Alchemist (anime), Violinist of Hameln (anime&manga), Shamanic Princess ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I listen exculsively to rap and country. By which I mean: Harry and the Potters, Guster, Dispatch, Fiona Apple, Queen, Simon and Garfunkle, Ben Folds, Moxy Fruvous, The Beatles, Vienna Teng, Sufjan Stevens, Butterfly Boucher, Poe”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Cosplay, Shadowrun/tabletop RPGs, gaming,”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Zelda series, Fallout, Mass Effect, Space Channel 5, FFVI, Mario Kart, Goldeneye (N64), ”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“L4D, Uno, 1 vs 100, ”
OtaCooter is currently piloting RAINBOW BEHEMOTH with tsunami
RAINBOW BEHEMOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help civilians by improving their defensive power. During the Battle Of Chicago, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding choice of personal grooming habits. One thing is certain: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and like nothing better than to fingerbang some Kaiju brains.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and religion. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 19 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Each withering beat-down was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.Schooled at Sweet Valley High where she studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a tiger with drunkenly unpredictable speed, termed "Invincible Falcon Style", she soon gained the sensitive touchings of commanders.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite "accidentally" killing her copilot. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.In the aftermath of the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever."The thing is," says a classmate, "She'd be a lot worse at shit in general if she hugged a puppy once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.
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