Nakashima_Ricu

Age: 31
Gender: M
Location: Mt Dora, FL

Joined: 13 years ago on 02/13/08
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Nakashima_Ricu is currently piloting MYSTERIOUS STALLION with The Most Beautiful Girl

MYSTERIOUS STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Twitterpated Elbow Bash
• Divine Arrow

DOSSIER: Role is is to supply helpful massages to other Jaegers, even during the confusion of undercover combat. During the Battle Of Baltimore, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding lovemaking abilities. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have an unequaled ability to piss all over some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the peaceful foothills of Hell itself. Deeply aroused by the conversion to Islam of grandmother when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. Decided to spend the next several hours masturbating in a seriously shady abandoned rest stop. Each sexual moment was a step closer to the triumph that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Played first base for the Mets despite a painful recurring prolapse because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

Experts have described his Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Arnold Schwartzeneggar invaded a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.