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Arisa

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About Arisa

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Orlando, FL

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/27/04
Last Visit: 8 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
Privileges Expire: Never!

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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Nah.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I eat the brains of the living.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm expecting my first kiddo and preparing to be a stay-at-home mother. I also play a lot of Sims because I don't have a life of my own.”

What's your dream job?

“Career zombie.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Do I have to?”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Your mom.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I'm in one. I still maintain that they suck. Sucks that my guy lives so far away but he's worth it. At least I'm moving to Australia to be with him and raise our kid together in a few months!”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“MARS, Sailormoon, Marmalade Boy, Othello, Paradise Kiss, NANA, Swan, Princess Tutu, Puchi Puri Yuushi, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Everything. Seriously.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“RPGs, MMOs, conventions, some anime.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Jacon, whatever cons are in Perth when I move over there.”

Jaeger Assignment

Arisa is currently piloting MANTICORE EMPEROR with Chino-san

MANTICORE EMPEROR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Hornet's Kick
  • Quadruple-Bash Whirlwind

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to insult Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane massages to friendly forces. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a travelling Gypsy. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Life was transformed permanently when goldfish were eaten by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 23 that she swore revenge. As time progressed, she totally failed to unlock the secrets of oral hygeine. Each joyful moment was a step toward the sensitive touching that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled on the streets where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and has no fucking idea what she's doing.

Haters have described her sensual kissing style as "second-rate dick-slapping", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since gonhorrea sexually dominated all of my friends."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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