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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Norwich, CT
Joined: 17 years ago on 02/27/04Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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“Inde usque ad diurnam stellam crastinam potabimus.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I watch the free HBO at school a lot. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I go to college...I'm a library minion who will be writing a thesis on Plautine comedy in the spring.”
What's your dream job?
“I want to teach high school level Latin.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have a Princess Peach tattoo.”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Nice people! ”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“They can work if you're not affraid of commitment.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Weezer, The Who, Rufus Wainwright, Hot Hot Heat, The Unicorns, Sia, Tally Hall, Ted Leo, mika, Dismemberment Plan, BNL, Ima Robot, Beirut”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like almost anything with anime/manga/gaming. I'm pretty cool either way.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Zelda and Mario”
liquid nia is currently piloting MASCULINE BEEFCAKE with bluefirecracker
MASCULINE BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to insult Kaiju and supply much-needed tax advice to other Jaeger pilots. Impervious to bad advice. As we all know that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Resilient Sword when the pilots sacrificed several thousand Shake Shacks in order to save a fellow Jaeger pilot. Often, media pundits have envied the pilots' dedication to asskicking. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may perform like a real pussy if either pilot is Mexican, which is really racist if you think about it. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and have one purpose, which is to punch some Kaiju emotions.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a drunken brawler. Father was a homeless man. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 5 that she discovered bathing. Eventually, she learned the art of martial arts. Each grueling moment was a step away from the kind of shit that that her sense of honor demanded.Schooled at M.I.T. where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a drunken sailor with surprising power, termed "Elegant Hulk Style", she soon gained the attention of her master.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane affair despite killing the old lady down the block. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Following the touching battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.So-called experts have described her partying style as "second-rate weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "basically her new religion" and "some of the toughest stuff since gonhorrea destroyed most of my hometown."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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