Divine_Shadow is currently piloting AMBITION AMAZON with Usagi Mylene
AMBITION AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:
Hawk's Suplex
Dragon's Slicer of Destruction
DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to basically anybody who asks. Impervious to melancholy. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Frisky Storm when the pilots sacrificed two or three schoolchildren in order to save the oldest remaining public library in Topeka. At times, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' masturbation habits. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may act like a total asshole just when the pilots are starting to have fun. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the dangerous swamps of Dayton. Greatly aroused by the painful goiter loss of his favorite hobo lover at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Eventually, he mastered the techniques of oral hygeine. Each enchanting lesson was a step away from being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.
Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because he was the one foretold by the prophecy.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite falling in love with the old lady down the block. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.
When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.
Haters have described his combat aptitude style as "second-rate weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the toughest stuff since Gen. George Patton destroyed people left and right."
Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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