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Divine_Shadow

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About Divine_Shadow

Age: 32
Gender: M
Location: Miamisburg, OH

Joined: 10 years ago on 02/27/04
Last Visit: 2 days ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am a meat popsicle. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“archive various media, Sudoku, hiking/camping, explore abandoned buildings, write film reviews, knitting, cross-stitching, cooking, movies, my collection of about 1000 DVDs, explosives, firearms”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“On off days,I'm a student, finishing my long-overdue degree....On ON days, I work fulltime, as a retail Supervisor for a national chain of amusement parks.”

What's your dream job?

“Realistically, I'm probably going to end up being a legal assistant...but I would LOVE to be paid to review films.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Not so much "funny" as "nerdy and pathetic," but I still have two shoeboxes full of Star Trek action figures and all their accessories from my youth.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People who can form complete sentences, and people who appreciate the irony life hands us.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Long distance relationships ARE possible, but need trust, loyalty and work from BOTH parties involved.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Revolutionary Girl: Utena, Hikaru no Go, Vision of Escaflowne, Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo(OAVs, Universe & Movies),”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Mostly progressive rock that isn't too pretentious and a bit of American Folk; Jethro Tull, King Crimson, the Beatles, Warren Zevon, Styx, Dream Theater, etc. But in truth I like a bit of everything.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I have a massive collection of DVDs; motion pictures, television, animation...all genres...anything with good characterization...or anything I find the slightest bit amusing, including notoriously shitty movies. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Ohayocon, Marcon...Ohio and the surrounding areas...but not for awhile Haven't been to a Con since 2005 or so.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Fallout 2, Final Fantasy 8, Star Ocean: Second Story, Metal Gear: Solid, Resident Evil series, World of Warcraft”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Thomas Veil”

Other Online Gaming Info

“World of Warcraft, Guild Wars, Age of Conan, Quake”

Jaeger Assignment

Divine_Shadow is currently piloting AMBITION AMAZON with Usagi Mylene

AMBITION AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Hawk's Suplex
  • Dragon's Slicer of Destruction

DOSSIER: Role is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply much-needed counseling services to basically anybody who asks. Impervious to melancholy. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Frisky Storm when the pilots sacrificed two or three schoolchildren in order to save the oldest remaining public library in Topeka. At times, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' masturbation habits. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may act like a total asshole just when the pilots are starting to have fun. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by wolves in the dangerous swamps of Dayton. Greatly aroused by the painful goiter loss of his favorite hobo lover at the age of three. At an early age, showed much promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 19 that he reached puberty. Eventually, he mastered the techniques of oral hygeine. Each enchanting lesson was a step away from being less of an asshole that his heart yearned for.

Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite a painful recurring prolapse because he was the one foretold by the prophecy.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite falling in love with the old lady down the block. Due to his actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was full of ungrateful assholes.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Corporal by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.

Haters have described his combat aptitude style as "second-rate weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the toughest stuff since Gen. George Patton destroyed people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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