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Age: 37Gender: FLocation: Saint Louis, MO
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/16/08Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Just a girl from St. Louis looking for new friends, local or miles away”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I used to hang out with a few people on the weekends, but I guess I need some more friends now that things are kinda awkward at the moment.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Currently employed to schedule, previously helped animate, and deploy motion graphics for financial institutions. Still prefer web design to this, trust me.”
What's your dream job?
“Being creative and gettin' paid for it.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I still have my old Sailor Moon wand and pendant (with lights and sound!) if that's funny... *update* Now I have a cat that sounds like Frank Welker making critter noises, sometimes.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone with the same interests, obviously.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Not really for them.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Cutey Honey, Ghost in The Shell, Akira (who doesn't love this movie?), Peach Girl, Cyborg 009, Astro Boy, Othello, Hot Gimmick, Paradise Kiss”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“A lot of genres, even pop. Not really a fan of jpop or jrock, but- no wait, flag on the play. I totally do listen to that stuff, just can't name names. I definitely will listen to Touhou remixes. They. Are. Boss.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like to draw, watch anime, read shoujo manga (I do read action manga, but drama is my drug.), play MMOs, read up on amateur and indie game development”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I would like to appear as a Lemongrab lurker at the next BootyCon. Or stalk you all at MagFest since you guys finally decided to show up within the last couple of years. Jerks.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“MvC2, Front Mission series, Suikoden,Earthbound, Kingdoms of Amalur, Borderlands 1/2, not in that order.”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Guild Wars 2 (when I feel like it) and Borderlands.”
Zarola is currently piloting STALWART ASTEROID with supadupatron
STALWART ASTEROID's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply suicidally-insane counseling services to other Jaeger pilots, even during the melancholy of desperate battles. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Derelict, a plan to use an experimental, secret violent sexual onslaught to decisively end erectile dysfunction. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and live to explode some Kaiju faces.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and church-going. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Each sexual beat-down was a step toward the sensitive touching that that her sense of honor demanded.Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite being completely blind because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite infuriating a bunch of nerds. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with unmatched power and ferocity.In the aftermath of the touching battle, pilot was immediately promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by the President of what remained of the world."Buddy, you can study the training videos all you want," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have an unexpected orgasm you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the fucked-up situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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