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Pixie~

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About Pixie~

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Gainesville, VA

Joined: 10 years ago on 02/17/08
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I've got desperate desires and unadmirable plans. My tongue will taste of gin and malicious intent.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Drink. Draw. Drink. Karaoke. Drink. Repeat.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Currently, I'm a stay at home mom. ”

What's your dream job?

“Being a graphic designer or an architect.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I have yet to truly experience one myself, but from what I've seen they don't work well.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Fushigi Yugi, Evangelion, Ranma 1/2, Escaflowne, Berserk, Rurouni Kenshin, Spiral, Hellsing, and Priest to name a few.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Indie rock, emo, screamo, metal, industrial, ebm, 90's alt rock, 80's new wave, trance, some rap and hip-hop...pretty much anything.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I used to play World of Warcraft. I miss it. As far as console gaming goes, I play RPGs mostly. I don't watch much anime now, but that's more from a lack of time than a lack of interest.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“MAGFest”

Into games? List your favorites!

“World of Warcraft, Halo 3, anything Final Fantasy, Sword of Mana, anything Zelda related, Eternal Sonata, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Animal Crossing, Guilty Gear, DDR, Guitar Hero...this list could go on forever.”

Jaeger Assignment

Pixie~ is currently piloting COURAGEOUS METEOR with Cowy~Chan!

COURAGEOUS METEOR's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Golden Foot Nippletwister
  • Arm-Mounted Knife

DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting soldiers by augmenting their party capabilities. Impervious to bad advice. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and like nothing better than to destroy some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by monks in the dangerous suburbs of Transylvania. At an early age, showed no promise for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 23 that she dedicated herself to vengeance. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds getting her ass kicked in a hidden dojo. Each grueling fuck-up was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Stanford where she studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the speed of a tiger with drunkenly unpredictable sensuality, termed "Elegant Tiger Style", she soon gained the erections of some homeless guy.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a rousing success despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the fucked-up situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one pilot who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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