OverHeadCam

Age: 40
Gender: M
Location: South Bend, IN

Joined: 13 years ago on 02/19/08
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OverHeadCam is currently piloting GASSY GUARDIAN with Emyrsian

GASSY GUARDIAN's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Sixty Four-Jump-Kick Spasm
• Resourceful Slicer of Wrath

DOSSIER: Job is to supply furious offense intended to destroy the Kaiju by pulverizing their children. Cannot be damaged by ice-based Kaiju. Certainly historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Final Ragnarok, during which most of Sydney was destroyed in an effort to relieve boredom. Sometimes, media pundits have heaped praise upon the pilots' oral hygiene. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to general cleanliness.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with fairly normal parents in the affluent suburbs of Pittsburgh. Somewhat devastated by the Kaiju murder of father when all he wanted was some ice cream. At an early age, showed no promise for playing the piano, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of babysitting. Each enchanting fuck-up was a step toward being less of an asshole that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Unlocked his inner unicorn in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied forbidden knowledge, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of nearly anybody that gave a shit. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

Following the grueling Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

Experts have described his sensual kissing style as "amateur weaksauce", while mostly everybody else has described it as "completely dope" and "some of the most heroic stuff since Gen. George Patton invaded nipples everywhere."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.