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HeeroJF

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About HeeroJF

Age: 42
Gender: M
Location: Montreal, QC

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/27/04
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a guy who'll have you asking yourself 'WTF?' by the end of this profile. In a good way, of course. I'm a proud geek, like all of you, but on top of cosplaying and anime, I also have many other awesome geeky interests, which don't fit in this box.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Listen to film scores, compose, cosplay, dance, hike, camp, climb, fence, do martial arts, play board & video games, delve into sci-fi/fantasy fandoms and British/French Canadian comedy, be amused by eggplants.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Computer programmer, freelance film composer”

What's your dream job?

“Film composer”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“There was this one time, I was filling a profile on this otaku dating website, and I had to enter a funny thing I'd done. I wrote something that'd make people read through my entire profile, and it worked!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Deep, smart, with a tremendous lively, mischievous and high-spirited personality. Very light on her feet with moves to melt any motion-capture engineer's heart. And a sense of humour both off the wall and the charts.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I'd like to actually experience a regular relationship one day... but if a long-distance relationship's what it takes to meet my soulmate, what choice do I have? I also believe Ewoks are best served chilled.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun, Slayers, Ranma 1/2, El-Hazard, Ouran High School Host Club, Excel Saga, Magic User's Club, Goldenboy, Kare Kano, Blue Seed, Evangelion, Tenchi Muyo, Hellsing.”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Film music, soundtracks, scores, any other ways of saying the same thing?”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime, cosplaying, soundtrack collecting, LARPing, acting, masquerading, slashing, con-going”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Katsucon, Dragon*Con, Balticon, AnimeNEXT, Otakon, Yaoi-con, Nekocon, Anime USA”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Castlevania, Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Chrono Trigger, Star Control, Civilizations, old-school gaming in general. And now, for the REALLY spiffy stuff: BOARD GAMES!!! Puerto Rico, St-Petersburg, Goa, Settlers of Catan, Age of Steam, etc.”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Trogdor”

Jaeger Assignment

HeeroJF is currently piloting SHOCKER SHOCKER with Skits

SHOCKER SHOCKER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Destruction Stomp
  • Dolphin's Scissor

DOSSIER: Job is is to upset Kaiju and supply courageous counseling services to other Jaeger pilots. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Asshole, a plan to use an unbelievable, truly astonishing nuclear weapon to prolong inflation. Impervious to party drugs. During the Battle Of Antarctica, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. One thing is certain: these pilots are drunken and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a loving parent. Father was a drug lord. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. Each erotic fuck-up was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Unlocked his inner unicorn by the school of life where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to becoming even more of a badass and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

Jealous people have described his robot piloting style as "second-rate weaksauce", while others have described it as "brutally effecient" and "some of the coolest Jaeger piloting since Godzilla ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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