Feuilly is currently piloting EROTIC RACER with Lovelysav
EROTIC RACER's special combat abilities are known to include:
Cheetah's Wedgie
Million-Suplex Armageddeon
DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform overwhelming offense intended to disable the Kaiju by murdering their faces. Cannot be damaged by ice-based caresses. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and nobody questions their dedication to masturbation habits.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of encouragement and church-going. Life didn't really change much when parents were seduced by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Eventually, he mastered the secrets of flatulence. Each sexual lesson was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that that his sense of honor demanded.
Unlocked his inner unicorn at Stanford where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.
After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite falling in love with nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.
Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to curing AIDS and as usual, is really shitting the bed.
"Son, you, you can read the textbooks all you want," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything he taught you and react to the life or death situation at hand. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who will never have any clue about that."
Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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