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Age: 34Gender: FLocation: Oxnard, CA
Joined: 15 years ago on 02/27/04Last Visit: 13 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hello i'm Melissa, pleased to meet you”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“take photographs, read, play video games, sit here on the computer, go out with my friends, ride my horse”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I go to Brooks institute of Photography (to be a photo editor)”
What's your dream job?
“hmmm dream job would be draw or sketch all day, but my next one is to restore old photographs”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“i've put an egg in the microwave before to see what it would do.....mmmmmmmmmm.....POP”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“they usually don't work i can have them and have but the guys have had problems with me not being right there all the time”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Trigun, hellsing, Fushigi Yuugi, X, Fruits basket, Dragon half, inuyasha, vampire game, rurouni kenshin”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watching anime, cosplaying, rarely dnd anymore but i used to and it was oodles of fun, and oh yeah video games”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“anything and everything final fantasy although 9 is my fav. seriously i will play anything except sports games”
Dark Angel is currently piloting MARMOSET TORNADO with Duncan
MARMOSET TORNADO's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Likes to help other Jaegers by fortifying their long-range detection power. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unstoppable Asshole, a plan to use a game-changing, truly astonishing atomic missile to ensure the designated hitter rule. Impervious to melancholy. Often, spiritual advisors have expressed concern over the pilots' intensity. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with wolves in the tranquil swamps of New York. Somewhat aroused by the murder of her favorite hobo lover at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 6 that she discovered bathing. Gradually, she learned the art of sexually transmitted diseases. Each sexual day was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that most people would stay the fuck away from.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because she was the one foretold by the prophecy.During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.Deciding to learn a lesson, she re-dedicated herself to becoming even more of a badass and as usual, is really shitting the bed."The thing is," says her best friend, "She'd be a lot better at embracing my love if she hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.
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