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About blargh

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: Tokyo, Tokio

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/28/04
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi I'm Chris and I party hardy. Care to join?”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Hip hop dance”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Working in Tokyo. It's not so great. lol”

What's your dream job?

“Someone that travels the world experiencing everything. Kinda like... the guy on Man vs. Wild. That'd be sick.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“In Osaka after the New Years countdown, I shotgunned a beer in front of the cashier in a konbini, went to my hotel, drank with the manager, then proceeded to pee in my pants because I thought I whipped it out. But turns out, I didn't. Good times!”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Anyone that's interesting to talk to.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Tried it, didn't work. Would be willing again depending on the girl.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“GTO, Macross, Gundam Seed, One Piece, Ichigo 100%, Code Geass”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Rock, hip hop, jpop, jhip hop. m-flo, utada hikaru, Crystal Kay, Lupe Fiasco, Mario. My all time favorite song that always manages to get me in the mood is Ne-Yo - Because of you.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Battlefield 2142, DotA, WoW (Mug'thol)”

Steam Nickname

“eraserdick”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Battlefield 2142, WoW Mug'thol”

Jaeger Assignment

blargh is currently piloting RAGING TINGLE with JarodRytec

RAGING TINGLE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Butt-Mounted Knuckles
  • Majestic Groin Punch Spasm

DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by upgrading their sexual capabilities. Certainly historians will eventually celebrate the pilots for their role in Operation Magical Diddler, during which most of Chicago was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. One thing is certain: these pilots are erotic and have one purpose, which is to piss all over some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of organic vegetables and religion. At an early age, showed great aptitude for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 19 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each grueling day was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Truly blossomed at Yale where he studied pretty much anything his voracious mind could consume, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite "accidentally" killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

Refusing to get a clue, he dedicated himself to square dancing and is basically doing alright.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at piloting giant robots if he opened up his hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.

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