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Jester Jade

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About Jester Jade

Age: 38
Gender: M
Location: Long Beach, CA

Joined: 14 years ago on 02/28/04
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Elegance in the face of adversity.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I like to go to bars or clubs, dancing is always fun. shopping is fun too. Oh and of course eating cheese and chocolate”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Industrial Deisgner - http://redsar.com/”

What's your dream job?

“working with a team of creative people to change peoples consciousness with banal ephemera”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I remember when I was in 2nd grade I had a big crush on Nightcrawler from the X-men. Oh, him and Tina Turner”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“robots”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“if you can make it work more power to ya”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Last Exile, Naruto, Paradise Kiss, Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust, read or die, haibane renmei, digimon, ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Bjork -Smashing Pumpkins -Siouxsie and the Banshees -David Bowie -Aimee Mann -Adult. -the faint -fischerspooner -le tigre -the capricorns -pizzacato five -VNV nation -postal service- pink martini -madonna -Apoptygma Berserk -Sigur Ros -The Cramps ”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I collect art/design books, toys, nerf guns, lightsabers, a lot of transformers”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Comic con and sometimes AX”

Into games? List your favorites!

“SF4, Mass Effect, Uno, Clue, Transformers: War for Cybertron”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“JesterJade”

Jaeger Assignment

Jester Jade is currently piloting MAGNIFICENT THUNDER with RogueSamus

MAGNIFICENT THUNDER's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Overly-Elaborate Whip
  • Passionate Shoulder Nippletwister

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform strategic offense intended to pulverize the Kaiju by destroying their brains. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they eradicate the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with monks in the tranquil swamps of Madagascar. Life didn't really change much when friends were killed by ninjas. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Gradually, he learned the techniques of flower arranging. Each sexual day was a step away from the kind of shit that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Found himself at the school of hard knocks where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that he was probably destined to be homeless. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of a seasoned expert with frankly unnecessary levels of violence, termed "Ferocious Falcon Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of instructors.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite annoying the shit out of everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

Deciding to get a clue, he dedicated himself to curing AIDS and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

"You, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the new situation right in front of you. If you don't, somebody's going to get pregnant. And trust me, this is one soldier who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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