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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Pasadena, MD
Joined: 15 years ago on 02/28/04Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Well, Its been a really long time since I was last on this site. My first anime convention was Otakon 2003. I also now have a 2 year old son. Man how much life changes in the course of a few years.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“Pretty much anything if I'm bored enough.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Right now, Home Depot. As a cashier. As for the freelance sorcery, it's only limited to close friends, it tends to freak out strangers”
What's your dream job?
“To own a company. Of any kind. Cuz I love to have power over people like that. What?! Its fun.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“My view on this has changed quite a bit. I say that certain people can make them work. I'm not a big fan personally.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Death Note, Haruhi Suzumiya, Bleach, Witch Hunter Robin, Inu Yasha, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Zone of Enders, Love Hina, Gundam(all series aside from SD),Case Closed/Detective Conan, bah! too many to mention.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Gettin back to my roots with some country actually. You can thank my girl for that.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“My interests change depending on things that are even beyond my own understanding. Playing the various card games among other things mostly at the moment.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Hoping to hit up Katsucon this year despite all the people who don't like me there. Gotta stick by my girl.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Pretty much all FPSs, RPGs, Action/Adventure Games, all but sports games really, too much of a pain.”
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OtakuGodsPrez is currently piloting ROTUND LUMBERJACK with Cerati
ROTUND LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is to perform strategic offense designed to pulverize the Kaiju by murdering their heads. During the Battle Of Yankee Stadium, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to provide inspirational speeches while simultaneously displaying outstanding ability to chug a six-pack. Often, experienced Jaeger pilots have expressed concern over the pilots' oral hygiene. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by robots in the tranquil swamps of Mexico City. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Each joyful fuck-up was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.Found himself at Yale where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a bull with frankly unnecessary levels of violence, termed "Elegant Monkey Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of hippies.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked failure despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.Refusing to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to essentially being a huge pussy and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success."Son, you, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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