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Shirono

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About Shirono

Age: 33
Gender: F
Location: Portland, ME

Joined: 15 years ago on 02/28/04
Last Visit: 7 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I am a starving artist and I cannot support our babies.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Painting, drawing, comicking and karaoke. Rewatching the entire Utena series for the 2,875,635th time like something's going to change...”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I go to the Maine College of Art where I'm studying painting. I'm an office assistant at the college.”

What's your dream job?

“To be awesome. I mean, a painter. College Administration is a current option.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I own an SEGA Anthy Himemiya doll who has red panties! ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'm just looking for buddies. Platonic buddies.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Not a good idea.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Utena, Juuni Kokki, Gankutsuou, Kyo Kara Maoh, Princess Mononoke, X-day, Blade of the Immortal, Gravitation”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“David Byrne, Joe Hisaishi, Mike Oldfield, Yuki Kajura.”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I draw mascots for coventions and events, cosplay, and con. I still watch one or two shows and read the occasional manga, but mostly Utena and Ghibli movies.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I attend Portcon. But I only go to conventions to sing anime karaoke.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“I finished Sailor Moon: Another Story for SNES. Wacky! Now on to Harvest Moon.”

Jaeger Assignment

Shirono is currently piloting THUNDER AMAZON with Put A Bird On It!

THUNDER AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Breast-Mounted Hockey Stick of Nothingness
  • Ill-Advised Black Hole Generator

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply courageous tax advice to other Jaeger pilots, even during the mayhem of desperate combat. Certainly historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Erotic Derelict, during which most of Texas was destroyed in an effort to ...well, for no apparent reason, but it looked really cool. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are erotic and live to punch some Kaiju genitals.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was an arms dealer. Somewhat devastated by the conversion to Islam of some shitty cat at one really bizarre county fair. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Each erotic day was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Educated at M.I.T. where she studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite infuriating the old lady down the block. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to attempting to pilot her Jaeger sober and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

"You, you can study the training videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with a dick in your ass, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you learned and react to the new situation at hand. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. And trust me, this is one soldier who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.

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