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Age: 33Gender: FLocation: Swansea, MA
Joined: 11 years ago on 03/04/08Last Visit: 2 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am the terror that flaps in the night!”
Current Relationship Status
“Seeing some people, not tied down.”
What do you do for fun?
“blogging and the occasional podcast dickery for YourGeekWorld.com”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I grope old women”
What's your dream job?
“not groping old women”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“a few years back, there was an incident in an Ihop involving myself, OB member Polixeni, and a packet of apple flavored jelly. I'd rather not talk about it.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“dear buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket..”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“cosplay, video games, the occasional drunken tabletop. You know. the usual.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Zelda, Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, Secret of Mana, Secret of Evermore, Illusion of Gaia, TF2”
Other Online Gaming Info
“PSN - xNikkiHomicidex”
Nurse Chapel is currently piloting STALLION SABRETOOTH with chrisscrewball
STALLION SABRETOOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to pulverize Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to other Jaegers. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Asskicking, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient atomic missile to hopefully end struggle against Kaiju. May be vulnerable to expressing its feelings. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of encouragement and comic books. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole.. It was at the age of 6 that she reached puberty. Each surpising day was a step closer to the true mastery of self-control that that her sense of honor demanded.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of having nothing better to do.She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite killing a bunch of nerds. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was a goddamn mess.Deciding to rest on her laurels, she dedicated herself to partying like a true hero and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "She'd be a lot worse at everything if she started touching herself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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