Fievel

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: Medford, MA

Joined: 14 years ago on 02/28/04
Last Visit: 9 months ago
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Fievel is currently piloting NIMBLE FREEDOM with MayugeRobo

NIMBLE FREEDOM's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Doom Bash
• Flaming Needle

DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by augmenting their weapons capabilities. Impervious to harsh criticism. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with some serious assholes in the dangerous foothills of Transylvania. At an early age, showed much promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with bubble farts. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several years doing nothing in a filthy comic book store. Each grueling moment was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed in a den of thieves where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that he was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a completely insane success despite annoying the shit out of his copilot. According to survivors, most of the city was destroyed and the rest was covered in sexual fluids.

Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to experimenting with foreplay instead of jumping right into "the good stuff" and are kicking ass at that, as we all expected.

Haters have described his partying style as "weak-ass ass-grabbing", while others have described it as "awesome" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since gonhorrea ravaged a bus-load of orphaned babies."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.