Pandah

Age: 35
Gender: F
Location: Las Vegas, NV

Joined: 11 years ago on 03/09/08
Last Visit: 6 years ago
Type: Gold Member
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Pandah is currently piloting DEPRAVED AMAZON with deonchan

DEPRAVED AMAZON's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Cobra's Caress
• Somber Kick of Vengeance

DOSSIER: Likes to help basically anybody who asks by fortifying their offensive power. Certainly that one of its most famous moments of the war occured during Operation Stalwart Magical when the pilots sacrificed two or three innocent bystanders in order to save some dude's record collection. The only question facing these pilots, who have been friends since childhood, is this: can they aggressively fuck the Kaiju without fingerbanging each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and religion. Deeply affected by the painful goiter loss of grandmother at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with controlling her emotions. It was at the age of 23 that she reached puberty. Spent the next several hours masturbating in a secret warehouse. Each erotic yeast infection was a step away from the triumph that that her sense of honor demanded.

Unlocked her inner unicorn at Oxford where she studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that she was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent affair despite "accidentally" killing basically everybody. Due to her actions, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.

In the aftermath of the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to bat boy for the Mets by by popular demand.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything you learned and adapt to the new situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, basically everybody is going to die. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who understands that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Needs more nipple touching.