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Malkut

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About Malkut

Age: 41
Gender: M
Location: Newark, DE

Joined: 17 years ago on 02/28/04
Last Visit: 4 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I spend most of my time wondering about the Looking Glass Self. I wonder if I am who I think you think I am. If that is so, who will I be tomorrow? That and where to find yan yan, I love that stuff. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an open relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“I walk a lot. I travel, not just for cons but sometimes just get on the road and go. I love my job (I'm a reporter, and researcher). karaoke isn't bad”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I work as a producer on a few radio shows I also work as a reporter and occasional DJ. I've been working on my Master's Degree in Disaster Science”

What's your dream job?

“Same job, more money I love what I do”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I once went to Antarctica on a dare. for the rest of the story you have to contact me”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“someone fully aware of the absurdity of this situation..and ok with that.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I can't say they don't work I've been in a very good one before but I will say they take a certain type of person”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Anime: Nadesico, Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Gunsmith Cats, Slayers, Excel Saga, FLCL, sCRYed, GTO, Berzerk, GiTS, Appleseed, advent children, Manga : Megatokyo, Gold Digger, Berzerk, Azumanga Daioh, anything by Shirow or Adam Warren”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“malkuthmadness.blogspot.com check the playlist. also jazz, currently I'm listening to Eva Cassidy”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Well normally I'd be worrying about sounding like a dork but well I think that's the idea. I play most tsr, BESM TriStat and white wolf products from the original pamphlets to D&D 3.5 and path, I like anime, manga and some american indpendant comics.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I go to Otakon every year but that's mostly for work might see you there though. Go To Intervention. It is better than any other con. I have ended up at Katsucon and Nekocon, conntcticon, ausa and a kon by accident once or twice. Also Dexcon rocks”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Any of the warcraft starcraft or star control games. I also like Braid, Dungeon Defenders, Eufloria, I'm mostly a pen and dice gamer though. I like the new Pathfinder. V;Tm W:TA M:tA C:tD W:tO pretty much most of the white wolf line, Rifts, Gurps”

Steam Nickname

“malkuthmadness”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Minecraft, oh so very much Minecraft I finished my model Ramiel but the server died. working with various mods now.”

Jaeger Assignment

Malkut is currently piloting DEPRAVED LUMBERJACK with Tulip O'Hare

DEPRAVED LUMBERJACK's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Quadruple-Wedgie Spasm
  • Intoxicated Foot Tackle

DOSSIER: Role is is to upset Kaiju and supply ferocious repair services to soldiers. During the Battle Of Paris, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to maintain an emotionless expression while simultaneously displaying outstanding masturbation habits. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they take a huge shit on the Kaiju without speed-humping each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of cocaine and comic books. Life was transformed permanently when friends were killed by ninjas. It was at the age of 5 that he discovered bathing. Each surpising yeast infection was a step away from the kind of shit that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed at M.I.T. where he studied the best ways to get laid, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a splendid crowd-pleaser despite falling in love with his copilot. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was consumed by Biebermania.

Following the grueling clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to General by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

Jealous people have described his Jaeger tactics style as "amateur weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since gonhorrea destroyed people left and right."

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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