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Age: 31Gender: FLocation: Pittsburgh, PA
Joined: 13 years ago on 02/29/04Last Visit: 8 months agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Dick fingers. High five, bro.”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I like to watch sweaty muscular men in underwear beat each other up.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
What's your dream job?
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“I've met enough people, thanks. ”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Revolutionary Girl Utena, Full Metal Alchemist, Cromartie High School, Ouran High School Host Club, Cowboy Bebop, Escaflowne, Magic Knight Rayearth, Ayashi No Ceres, Boogiepop Phantom, Serial Experiments Lain, KareKano, FLCL”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“I only listen to rap and country.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Anime was a mistake.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Spyro the Dragon, Katamari Damacy, Cooking Mama, Pokemon”
kashira is currently piloting AUDACIOUS SUPERNOVA with Laurette
AUDACIOUS SUPERNOVA's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is to perform furious offense intended to insult the Kaiju by murdering their emotions. Certainly historians will eventually salute the pilots for their role in Operation Rainbow Unicorn, during which most of Baltimore was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. Sometimes, commanding officers have envied the pilots' dedication to partying. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they piss all over the Kaiju without destroying each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was an arms dealer. Somewhat devastated by the painful goiter loss of some shitty cat guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with not slaughtering literally every living being she encountered. It was at the age of 5 that she stopped being a huge pussy. As time progressed, she mastered the secrets of martial arts. Each surpising day was a step toward the ultimate revenge that her heart yearned for.Unlocked her inner unicorn at Oxford where she studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that she was probably destined to be homeless.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was a goddamn mess.When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to potato peeler, first class by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.Jealous people have described her Jaeger tactics style as "embarrassing ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing you jack off to" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Bruce Lee destroyed nipples everywhere."Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.
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