SunKun is currently piloting QUIVERING STALLION with Gnarly Sheen
QUIVERING STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:
Headstrong Baseball Bat Assault
Bumblebee's Frying Pan Armageddeon
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support friendly forces by multiplying their sensual capabilities. May be vulnerable to party drugs. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will really bum you out pretty much any time you even look at it. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to alcohol tolerance.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of encouragement and intellectual stimulation. Profoundly affected by the Kaiju murder of his hamster because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 6 that he discovered bathing. Each erotic beat-down was a step toward being less of an asshole that that his sense of honor demanded.
Unlocked his inner unicorn at the school of hard knocks where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.
He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a completely insane thing that legends are made of despite impregnating Whoopi Goldberg. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.
Refusing to rest on his laurels, he re-dedicated himself to curing AIDS and has no fucking idea what he's doing.
"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot better at embracing my love if he took my dick out of his mouth once in a while. But that's what makes a good soldier, right?"
Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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