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DrkNDlishus

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About DrkNDlishus

Age: 47
Gender: M
Location: Bolingbrook, IL

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/29/04
Last Visit: 19 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey all. I'm just browsing, but if I happen to stumble upon the right person...”

Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

What do you do for fun?

“I DJ in my spare time, play racquetball, shoot pool, and volunteer for cons, my favorite being Ohayocon. I also like to write mostly sci-fi and horror fiction.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I am a network administrator. The freelance sorcery thing is on hold until Hogwarts opens in the fall. I have 6 OWLS and am going for my NEWTs.”

What's your dream job?

“Teaching. Any job, really, where I don't get up in the morning and look at myself in the mirror and say What the HELL are you doing with your life!”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have loads of stories for those that are inclined to listen or ask me the right questions. Get to know me before you try to persuade me to make a fool of myself though! (.^_^.)”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I'd like a down-to-earth woman that can take time to understand my needs, and likes anime and RPG's. Oh, it wouldn't hurt or her to be relatively cute and intelligent as well. Oh yeah, I need her to have wit, sarcasm, and a good sense of humor too.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I have had several, and lemme tell you, absence may make the heart grow fonder, but I'm still waiting for the heart to grow fond of long-distance stuff. I'd probably try it with the right person though.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“I love The Guyver, Blue Seed, Dungaio, Cowboy Bebop, YuGiOh OVA, and Cool Devices. (erk! Did I say that?)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I guess you could call me a gaming geek, and I like mostly mecha-combat related anime. In fact, I'll watch anything at least once.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Ohayocon (Volunteer; Operations/Security); ACen (attendee)”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Munchkin, Fluxx, uno, dominoes, hex-hex, lunch money, settlers of catan, and a myriad of card games. ”

Jaeger Assignment

DrkNDlishus is currently piloting DYNAMIC JUGGERNAUT with SoulCrash

DYNAMIC JUGGERNAUT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Elongated Needle of Satisfaction
  • Spicy Bash

DOSSIER: Role is to supply surgical offense designed to destroy the Kaiju by pulverizing their emotions. May be vulnerable to alcohol. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will explode randomly, killing everybody inside, if the pilots don't really have their shit together. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to choice of personal grooming habits.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by wolves in the affluent suburbs of an average American small town. Existence threw a fucking curveball when imaginary friends were killed by assassins. It was at the age of 19 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Reluctantly spent the next several years fucking people up in a hidden gay bath house. Each grueling fuck-up was a step toward the true mastery of self-control that that his sense of honor demanded.

Played first base for the Mets despite being addicted to blowjobs because of his burning passion to succeed.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a rousing crowd-pleaser despite annoying the shit out of a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had absolutely zero friends.

Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to embracing his inner sensuality and as usual, is really shitting the bed.

Experts have described his robot piloting style as "amateur dick-slapping", while mostly everybody else has described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the most heroic Jaeger piloting since gonhorrea invaded your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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