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Sage

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About Sage

Age: 32
Gender: M
Location: Anchorage, AK

Joined: 16 years ago on 02/29/04
Last Visit: 16 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a spacy highschool kid...i watch anime, and i enjoy the cold, I get by *hums a few bars*”

What do you do for fun?

“walk in the snow or the sunnyness (depending on season), look at shiny things, space out, listen to music, Photograph things ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“highschool student and freelance writer, part time practitioner of sleeping”

What's your dream job?

“something where i can change things in the world”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“My freind and I were just walking along just chatting in a parking-lot, and as he recalls i just all of a sudden dissapered, I had spaced out and walked into a parked car. The people at the newspaper thought we were insane we were laughing so much. ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Somone nice ^_^”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They can work, heard many bad things though...”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Anime: S.E. Lain, Boogiepop Phantom, Tenchi Muyo, Manga and ANime:Excel Saga Manga: Hellsing”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Watching anime, reading manga, playing videogames with freinds, and working in the darkroom. ”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“no cons anywhere near here”

Into games? List your favorites!

“FF Tactics (along with most anything else with a FF tag), Guilty Gear X2, and Diablo 2”

Jaeger Assignment

Sage is currently piloting RAMBUNCTIOUS CHEETAH with Ametenshi

RAMBUNCTIOUS CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Foot-Mounted Missiles
  • Rocket Scissor Whirlwind

DOSSIER: Job is to support friendly forces by augmenting their defensive capabilities. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Rumble, a plan to use an experimental, new atomic missile to end inflation. May be vulnerable to expressing its feelings. During the Battle Of Atlanta, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was a brillian scientist. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with discipline. It was at the age of 19 that he had a sex change. Soon, he learned the secrets of babysitting. Each surpising yeast infection was a step toward the ultimate revenge that that his sense of honor demanded.

Became high school valedictorian despite being addicted to blowjobs because sometimes life is crazy like that.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was angrily promoted to potato peeler, first class by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

"Buddy, you can study the training videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the fucked-up situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, the Earth is fucked. And trust me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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