NekoStar Buster Machine No. 15826
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About NekoStar Age: 27 Gender: F Location: Chicago, IL Joined: 6 years ago on 03/28/08 Last Visit: 4 hours ago Type: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hello. I am a dog and I am new here.”
What do you do for fun?
“I read a lot of crappy gossip rags. Also, I like snowboarding, playing the ukulele, motorcycles, cooking and hanging out with my dog. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Funny story, I'm in business school. That's it. That's the funny story. Also I scoop ice cream. TEAM JENIS”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“The only game right now is Pokemon X”
NekoStar is currently piloting
INAPPROPRIATE SUNSHINE with Zordon
INAPPROPRIATE SUNSHINE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Overwhelming Arm Dropkick Inappropriate Arm Wedgie
DOSSIER: Avoids direct combat and prefers to support other Jaegers by improving their offensive power. During the Battle Of Brazil, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to look really cool while simultaneously displaying outstanding dedication to partying. At times, other Jaeger pilots have wished that the pilots would improve their general cleanliness. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may cause incurable cancer every so often. One thing is certain: these pilots are fun-loving and have one purpose, which is to piss all over some Kaiju genitals.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Abusive family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and beatings. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with boner control. It was at the age of 5 that she stopped being a huge pussy. Spent the next several seconds trying to get laid in a filthy temple. Each surpising moment was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that her parents expected from her.
Slept with a village of hobos despite a painful recurring prolapse because of her burning passion to succeed. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with a bunch of innocent bystanders. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem. Deciding to rest on her laurels, she re-dedicated herself to drinking a lot and as usual, is really shitting the bed. Critics have described her combat aptitude style as "amateur weaksauce", while people who actually know what she's talking about have described it as "awesome" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Godzilla destroyed your mom." Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.