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About Jkid

Age: 29
Gender: M
Location: College Park, MD

Joined: 9 years ago on 04/02/08
Last Visit: 6 months ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm not your living sterotypcal African-American”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Reading non-fiction and political books, amateur digital photography and videograpy.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“University Student ”

What's your dream job?

“Author, Political Commentator, or a local politican.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“In 2007 out of curisosity I wanted to visit Upper Malboro, MD. I thought it would be a walking distance from the Prince George's Community College. I ended up walking half the actual distance for two and half hours, until I got on a bus to said town.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Here to make friends only”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Other Black Nerds”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Never experienced one so I don't know.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Genshiken, Tokyo Tribes, Azumanga Daioh, Yotsuba&!, Paprika, Genshiken, Paranoia Agent, Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood ”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“No favorites, I like every genre except for country (except for the Dixie Chicks) and Christian (except for Demon Hunter)”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“watching anime, playing video games, listening to video game music, reading manga.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“ Anime USA 2011, MAGFest 2011, Katsucon 18”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, Professor Layton and the Curious Village, Gran Turismo 4, Team Fortress 2, Halo 3, Blazblue: Calamity Trigger,F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin ”

Steam Nickname

“Jkid4”

XBox Live! Gamertag

“Jkid4”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Team Fortress 2, Battlefield: Bad Comapny 2, Medal of Honor (2010), Borderlands”

Jaeger Assignment

Jkid is currently piloting ATOMIC TSUNAMI with Cougar Meat

ATOMIC TSUNAMI's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Mysterious Groin Jump-Kick
  • Triple-Jump-Kick Penetation

DOSSIER: Role is to supply intense offense intended to pulverize the Kaiju by speed-humping their feelings. Impervious to harsh criticism. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they kick the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with some serious assholes in the idyllic foothills of New York. Somewhat affected by the death of some shitty cat guys that really knew how to party, in his own way. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with chapped nipples. It was at the age of 23 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several years battling for his life in a secret dojo. Each withering beat-down was a step away from the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.

Truly blossomed in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied hand-to-hand combat, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the aroma of a seasoned expert with senseless sensuality, termed "Ferocious Bastard Style", he soon gained the praise of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful affair despite "accidentally" killing everybody in the Western Hemisphere. According to survivors, most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty happy about it.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to General by a particularly gentlemanly hobo who wondered that all the ruckus was about.

"The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at embracing my love if he opened up his hearts. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"

Psyche eval recommendation: Will perform if given enough gummi bears.

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