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Age: 39Gender: MLocation: Long Beach, CA
Joined: 16 years ago on 02/29/04Last Visit: 9 days agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm old & busted!”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“These days? Save money, draw, spend too much money on games, draw, go on walks, draw, sometimes drink coffee, draw...”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Illustrator & graphic designer. If it needs to look cute, clean, or both, I can probably do it.”
What's your dream job?
“To be fully self-sufficient as a freelancer. Or, I don't know, Lead Artist on something.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I signed up to this thing?”
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Good people! Which, isn't all that hard!”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Good luck to those of you who do.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“FLCL, Cowboy Bebop, Last Exile, Samurai Champloo, Ghost in the Shell, Summer Wars”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Anything that helps evoke/strengthen a mood I'm looking for.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Buying lots of art books, and well-designed nerdy shirts.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I don't know...”
Into games? List your favorites!
“I'm really enjoying Dragon Quest Builders!”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“Street Fighter V, Overwatch”
Hero is currently piloting PATRIOT SLASHER with jennekohan
PATRIOT SLASHER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply ferocious blowjobs to other Jaeger pilots, even during the confusion of sexual lovemaking. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Stalwart Diddler, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing aggressive handjob technique to prolong Obamacare. In the past, experienced Jaeger pilots have wished that the pilots would improve their masturbation habits. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Parented by some serious assholes in the dangerous foothills of Hell itself. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Soon, he totally failed to unlock the techniques of flower arranging. Each enchanting beat-down was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that his parents expected from him.Became high school valedictorian despite a total lack of bowel control because of his burning passion to succeed. With a fighting style that combined the tendency toward inappropriate touching of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with sensual power, termed "Invincible Armadillo Style", he soon gained the admiration of nudists.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite impregnating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to square dancing and has no fucking idea what he's doing."The thing is," says his best friend, "He'd be a lot better at piloting giant robots if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Needs copious amounts of coddling.
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