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Age: 38Gender: FLocation: Baltimore, MD
Joined: 13 years ago on 04/03/08Last Visit: 10 years agoType: Gold Member Paid Member Privileges: None
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am a combat marshmellow.”
Current Relationship Status
“Seeing some people, not tied down.”
What do you do for fun?
“I watch MST3K and cheesy horror movies and eat foodz and fear the zombie apocalpse and make squeaky noises when I see something cute.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm a photographer. And freelance Time Lord.”
What's your dream job?
“Pudding taste tester. ”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I collect garden gnomes?”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Short people. The shorter the better. Midgets! Lopped off at the knees! Subatomic people who could colonize the head of a pin! Or tall people with something to prove. Anyone who owns an octopus. Or just funny bespectacled nerdboys.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“Been there. Done that. Not eager to do it again.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Cowboy Bebop? Um. I like a lot of Korean horror. ”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Oh, I'm into lots. Andrew Bird, The Decemberists, Explosions in the Sky, Uncle Monsterface, Harry and the Potters, Rasputina, Tom Waits, Japanther, Cibbo Matto, Peelander-Z, Mischief Brew, The Pogues, and the list goes on.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I'm more of a sci-fi/Britcom/MST3K kind of nerd. I really like Cowboy Bebop. Are people from this site going to beat me up for saying that? Whatever, I'll just hop in the TARDIS and pre-emptively beat THEM up. That's how Time Lords roll.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I usually end up going to Otakon since it's right around the corner from me. I'm going to AnimeUSA for the sole purpose of seeing Peelander-Z. WHAT A HEALTH!”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Professor Layton and the Curious Villiage! Nintendogs! I have no idea why I'm here!”
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