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Thunderer

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About Thunderer

Age: 35
Gender: M
Location: , GA

Joined: 9 years ago on 04/04/08
Last Visit: 24 days ago
Type: Gold Member
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Current Relationship Status

“Seeing some people, not tied down.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

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Jaeger Assignment

Thunderer is currently piloting PASSION COURAGE with Allison

PASSION COURAGE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Affectionate Gauntlet Eruption
  • Womb-Mounted Beam Volley

DOSSIER: Role is to perform surgical offense intended to annihilate the Kaiju by speed-humping their emotions. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will really bum you out just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and live to eradicate some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and religion. Existence was transformed permanently when nipples were eaten by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 5 that he swore revenge. Spent the next several years fighting for survival in a hidden waterfall. Each erotic day was a step closer to the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Truly blossomed at Sweet Valley High where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent triumph despite falling in love with everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with some of the weakest bullshit attacks ever seen by mankind.

Deciding to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to becoming a sassy black woman and is basically doing alright.

"The thing is," says his commander, "He'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."

Psyche eval recommendation: May be unfit for duty.

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