Ronnie Buster Machine No. 1598
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About Ronnie Age: 35 Gender: M Location: Halethorpe, MD Joined: 13 years ago on 03/01/04 Last Visit: 3 days ago Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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Tell Us About Yourself...
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I am a Electrical Coordinator”
What's your dream job?
“Overpaid Rich Guy”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I have on several occasions put my dishes in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet.”
Who Are You Looking For?
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Here to make friends only”
Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Gurren Lagaan & GTO”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Whatever I'm in the mood for.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I watch anime & play video games”
Into games? List your favorites!
“League of Legends & Final Fantasy”
Ronnie is currently piloting
SCAMPERING BEEFCAKE with (s)Aint Chimo
SCAMPERING BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:
Audacious Staff Fist-Mounted Scissor
DOSSIER: Job is is to supply tricky tax advice to friendly forces, even during the mayhem of sexual skirmishes. As we all know historians will eventually forgive the pilots for their role in Operation Erotic Freedom, during which most of Baltimore was destroyed in an effort to blow off some steam. One thing is certain: these pilots are terrifying and have an unequaled ability to kick some Kaiju feelings.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of old martial arts movies and intellectual stimulation. Not really affected by the cyborg conversion of grandmother while masturbating. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 6 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Gradually, he mastered the art of drinking. Each erotic beat-down was a step away from the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.
Unlocked his inner unicorn in a den of thieves where he studied martial arts, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent success despite infuriating a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the city was saved and the rest was incinerated. When the dust settled after the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Head Badass by by popular demand. "The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at saving the Earth if he hugged a puppy once in a while. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that." Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday. Geek dating and social networking for awesome people. Sign Up. Join OtakuBooty! OtakuBooty is where smart, funny, sexy nerds meet. Creating an account is free. Full membership is $4/month or $15/year. Cheap! Press People. Need material? Cover OB for your site, blog, podcast, magazine, or what-have-you. More info » Want Your Stuff Reviewed By OB? Just send us your press releases and requests to review your products.