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Lady

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About Lady

Age: 38
Gender: F
Location: Hamilton, OH

Joined: 14 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 5 years ago
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“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

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Jaeger Assignment

Lady is currently piloting EAGLE DRAGON with xfusionx

EAGLE DRAGON's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Womb-Mounted Needle
  • Retribution Haymaker

DOSSIER: Primary function is to perform overwhelming offense intended to pulverize the Kaiju by fucking up their feelings. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Hercules, a plan to use a game-changing, secret boner pill to ensure Obamacare. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are fun-loving and have an unequaled ability to eradicate some Kaiju heads.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of grain alcohol and church-going. Greatly aroused by the Kaiju murder of family dog guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 23 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several seconds training her guts out in a filthy waterfall. Each grueling moment was a step toward the ultimate revenge that her parents expected from her.

Truly blossomed at Yale where she studied her own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that she was literally drunk the entire time, twenty-four hours a day. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with depressingly inconsistent sensuality, termed "Ferocious Tiger Style", she soon gained the erections of pretty much everybody.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite killing nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.

Following the grueling battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by some motherfucker with a bunch of medals on his chest.

Critics have described her Jaeger tactics style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "seriously cool" and "some of the toughest stuff since Godzilla invaded your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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