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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Passaic, NJ
Joined: 13 years ago on 03/01/04Last Visit: 6 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Yo, Paulie here. Looking for an endothermic girl who likes to cuddle. ”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Enjoy the 'Great-Out-There', I often let my wanderlust get the better of me, often with no destination plan. I cook very well, it helps me relax. Drink all kinds of teas. ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Going back to college; work at a Petco. Nothing glamorous, but it pays the bills and leaves Con money.”
What's your dream job?
“Great Teacher Largo. Killing zombies and corrupting youth at the same time! KNOREGE ISU POWAA!!!”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I own one of those toy Drinking Birds, except that the beak broke off long ago. I still use it, but I gotta "hand-feed" it.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“The number one thing I can say is that I'd like to meet someone smart She doesn't have to like the same things as me, what's why people converse.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“It can happen, I've been in a couple. Not great, but better than having nothing.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Anything involving: bad-assity, comedy, fan service, giant conspiracies; or any combination therein.”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“As cliche as it sounds, I'll listen to anything besides country. Classic Rock, Metal, and old-school Latin are some of my favorites. Right now, I'm hooked on "Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs, & Chanteys", though.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“These days, I mostly watch new animes as they're being released in Japan. I used to really go crazy buying wall-scrolls, manga, and figures, but that has got quite expensive recently.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“I usually rock out at ACen, AnimeNext, Otakon, maybe NY Anime Festival, too.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Classic 8- and 16-bit. WoW owns most of my soul. I used to be into FPSs and RTSs, but nothing good or original has come out in a while.”
Other Online Gaming Info
“WoW - Medivh-Alliance - Pachmoedius, Fatherpatch, Frostpatch”
Pachmoedius is currently piloting FERAL STALLION with Noki
FERAL STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is to unleash lightning-like offense designed to confuse the Kaiju by slaughtering their feelings. As we all know that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Secret Storm when the pilots sacrificed several thousand leading scientists in order to save this one guy nobody even likes. Everybody agrees: these pilots are heroic and nobody questions their dedication to oral hygiene.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Raised by loving parents in the tranquil suburbs of Pittsburgh. Life threw a fucking curveball when nipples were eaten by assassins. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Each grueling beat-down was a step toward the ultimate revenge that most people would stay the fuck away from.Schooled at M.I.T. where he studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with drunkenly unpredictable levels of violence, termed "Invincible Monkey Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of nudists.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up thing that legends are made of despite "accidentally" killing Whoopi Goldberg. Due to his actions, most of the city was saved and the rest was burned to the ground.Following the touching clusterfuck, pilot was reluctantly promoted to Corporal by the President of what remained of the world."Listen up, rookie, you can study the training videos all day long," says one homeless guy on a park bench. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything he taught you and adapt to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one soldier who understands that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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