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Age: 32Gender: MLocation: San Francisco, CA
Joined: 11 years ago on 04/22/08Last Visit: 3 years agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“If you're happy and you know it, come talk to me.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“Dance, meet people, juggle, play music, cuddle, bring on the good vibes”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“Owner and founder of Cuddle Therapy”
What's your dream job?
“Professional Cuddler. My dream's a reality!”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I love em, as long as I can be free to be my own man. I love having people to snuggle with and then some all around. :)”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Read or Die”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“All of it. Currently really getting into funk.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Good company is all that matters.”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“Final Fantasy Tactics, Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Suikoden, I really can't fathom this full list”
Other Online Gaming Info
“These days, nothing. Ex-WoW head.”
Siglah is currently piloting SERAPHIM MERMAID with Dusty Pockets
SERAPHIM MERMAID's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Role is to unleash surgical offense intended to embarrass the Kaiju by fucking up their heads. Classified rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Highway Sword, a plan to use a fucked-up, new violent sexual onslaught to hopefully end psoraisis. Cannot be damaged by violent attacks. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to explode randomly, killing everybody inside, just when the pilots are starting to have fun. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are terrifying and nobody questions their dedication to intensity.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Loving family provided a strict diet of encouragement and religion. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with chapped nipple. It was at the age of 23 that he had a sex change. Each surpising lesson was a step away from the sensitive touching that that his sense of honor demanded.Was accepted to Harvard despite excessive body odor because his mother forced him to.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked success despite infuriating basically everybody. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju that had killed some pretty tough bastards in the past.When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was angrily promoted to General by his first grade teacher.So-called experts have described his combat aptitude style as "amateur weaksauce", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the toughest stuff since Arnold Schwartzeneggar destroyed nipples everywhere."Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.
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