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Age: 35Gender: MLocation: Dallas, TX
Joined: 15 years ago on 03/01/04Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Nihao! I'm Zac. How are you? ^^”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I work. :[ And hang out with friends otherwise. Go out to eat. D:”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I do stuff. AoS is what I am; Administrator of Stuff. Oh and world domination. With stuff. +nod+”
What's your dream job?
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“I'm here to stalk John Booty”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Meet people. Go from there. Every person is different. Just like stuff is.”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“I think that depends on the people.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Hmm, I gotta update this one... +thinks+”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Drum and Bass, Progressive House, House, Hard Trance, Eurobeat, J-Pop, Rock.”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Reading manga, watching anime...gaming. I don't know. Typical fan stuff? Smoke a hookah and watch anime?”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“Only Oni-con remains this year. Next year's cons have not been determined besides Anime Central.”
Into games? List your favorites!
“FFXI, FFXI, SaGa Frontier, Wild ARMs, FFXI, the Suikoden series of games, Oblivion, FFXI, Empire Earths, Starcraft, FFXI”
Other Online Gaming Info
Alkaren Hyralt is currently piloting HORRID ERUPTION with Miscellaneous
HORRID ERUPTION's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting other Jaegers by improving their offensive capabilities. May be vulnerable to alcohol. During the Battle Of Texas, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to party while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. Frequently, homeless men have wished that the pilots would improve their general cleanliness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to sexual health.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of cocaine and religion. Life didn't really change much when nipples were eaten by an evil warlord. It was at the age of 5 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Each erotic lesson was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that his heart yearned for.Befriended a troupe of playful cats despite excessive body odor because he was the one foretold by the prophecy.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up affair despite falling in love with his best friend. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that seemed to be addicted to heroin or something.Refusing to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and as usual, is really shitting the bed.Critics have described his partying style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "completely dope" and "some of the most heroic mayhem since Gen. George Patton invaded a bus-load of orphaned babies."Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.
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