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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: , Uganda
Joined: 14 years ago on 03/01/04Last Visit: 8 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I'm Chris and I'm actually not gay.....imagine that.”
What do you do for fun?
“Watch documentaries and rant about the horrors of the US government”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“I'm currently in medical school, it's a bitch to get in and once you're in you wonder why the fuck you did it”
What's your dream job?
“Being Noam Chomsky”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“So I'm rapelling down Mount Vesuvias, when suddenly I slip. And I start to fall. I mean I'm about to die. Just falling. AHHH. AHHH. I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days?”
Which gender are you interested in?
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“ESCAFLOWNE, Cowboy Bebop, Berserk, Love Hina, Vandread, Hellsing, Nadesico, S-cry-ed, Outlaw Star, GTO.......”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Favs include Ayumi Hamasaki, Bayside, Coheed & Cambria, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Jimmy Eat World, The Juliana Theory, Mae, Michael Jackson, MSI, Reel Big Fish, Silverchair, Silverstein, T.M. Revolution, VNV Nation......................................”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“I like anime but usually I'm busy and don't have time to watch it. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“FF6 is definitely my favorite and will always be. I also love the Wii”
chrisscrewball is currently piloting STALLION SABRETOOTH with Nurse Chapel
STALLION SABRETOOTH's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to pulverize Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to other Jaegers. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Asskicking, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient atomic missile to hopefully end struggle against Kaiju. May be vulnerable to expressing its feelings. The only question facing these pilots, who nobody has ever fucking heard of before, is this: can they smash the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with some serious assholes in the idyllic slums of New York. Existence didn't really change much when imaginary friends were seduced by ninjas. It was at the age of 6 that he reached puberty. Gradually, he mastered the techniques of flower arranging. Each withering fuck-up was a step toward becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.Unlocked his inner unicorn at Oxford where he studied Eastern religion, where it soon became apparent that he was a true genius. With a fighting style that combined the lewdness of a scampering ferret with sizzling speed, termed "Elegant Bastard Style", he soon gained the admiration of commanders.After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, his debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite falling in love with a bunch of nerds. Classified intel indicates most of the city was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to potato peeler, first class by the President of what remained of the world."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot better at fucking up some fucking Kaiju if he stopped being an asshole. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.
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