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lazerflesh

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About lazerflesh

Age: 29
Gender: M
Location: Rockford, IL

Joined: 10 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 17 months ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
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Tell Us About Yourself...

What do you do for fun?

“I like to shop, travel, and take long walks on the beach. lol”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a caretaker, going to college part time.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone within the area with similar interests that can relax and hold a conversation.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They're alright, just be careful... try to keep it within a couple hundred miles.”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“GTO series, .hack//sign, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Othello, Slayers, Flame of Recca, etc etc.....”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Progressive electric music, classical. Japanese bands I like some Jrock specifically Gackt, Jpop is good and MOEEEEEE”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I like rpg's, rythm games, first person shooters and occasionally anime, I don't watch anime or read manga nearly as much as I used to.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“ACen, maybe reactor”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Mario Kart, CoD, Zelda series”

Jaeger Assignment

lazerflesh is currently piloting INCREDIBLE STALLION with Chicken Tank

INCREDIBLE STALLION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Nipple-Mounted Soup Ladle of Vengeance
  • Creepy Butt Punch

DOSSIER: Primary function is to supply lightning-like offense designed to insult the Kaiju by speed-humping their heads. The only question facing these pilots, who everybody is pretty sure are direct blood relatives, is this: can they explode the Kaiju without slaughtering each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a sexy robot. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Not really affected by the death of his favorite hobo lover because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 23 that he swore revenge. Eventually, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of martial arts. Each surpising moment was a step away from becoming a true sexual being, and was all that that his sense of honor demanded.

Truly blossomed in a secret Buddhist temple where he studied his own genitals for hours on end, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. With a fighting style that combined the spirit of the toughest son-of-a-bitch you ever met with surprising power, termed "Invincible Bastard Style", he soon gained the sensitive touchings of hippies.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful crowd-pleaser despite impregnating nearly anybody that gave a shit. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

When the dust settled after the heroic but sort of misguided battle, pilot was immediately promoted to General by pretty much the only other person that was still alive.

So-called experts have described his sensual kissing style as "second-rate bullshit", while others have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the toughest Jaeger piloting since Mike Tyson ravaged your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.

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