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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Perris, CA
Joined: 15 years ago on 03/01/04Last Visit: 12 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I want guys and or girls im sick like that!”
Current Relationship Status
“I'm in an open relationship.”
What do you do for fun?
“I like playing pool, watching movies, playing ID arcade stage, going out and wandering around town all night.... not in the creppy way, and having lots of fun”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“freelance touching my self”
What's your dream job?
“Pro street racer, Or History Teacher thatraces his students during the day but beats them in races at night to teach them... GTO spinoff anyone?”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I am a lobster, wanna know? ask me!”
Which gender are you interested in?
“Guys or girls!”
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“something with a pulse”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Berserk, Samurai Deeper Kyo, Initial D, dot.hack, naruto, GTO!, Outlaw Star, anything with samurai”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“Watch anime, wear naruto headbands but refuse to take pictures, wearing different colored contacts. ”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
Into games? List your favorites!
“INITIAL D!!!!Arcade stage, final fantasy 8, Def Jam: Fight for NY, ”
DeKy0 is currently piloting OMEGA METEOR with Collie
OMEGA METEOR's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to destroy Kaiju and supply helpful tax advice to friendly forces. One rumored drawback of this Jaeger type is that it may blind everybody in a one-mile radius, pretty much ruining their lives, every so often. Everybody agrees: these pilots are admirable and like nothing better than to smash some Kaiju friends.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Life threw a fucking curveball when nipples were killed by ninjas. It was at the age of 6 that he dedicated himself to vengeance. As time progressed, he totally failed to unlock the secrets of flatulence. Each enchanting day was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that his parents expected from him.Mentored by the greatest Jaeger pilot of all time despite being addicted to blowjobs because sometimes life is crazy like that.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a delightful triumph despite impregnating a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was pretty fucked-up to begin with so who cares really.Refusing to learn a lesson, he dedicated himself to attempting to pilot his Jaeger sober and has been making some pretty good progress.Critics have described his combat aptitude style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while people who actually know what he's talking about have described it as "instant boner material" and "some of the best stuff since Gen. George Patton sexually dominated most of my hometown."Psyche eval recommendation: Could save us all someday.
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