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About Iruka_Puppy

Age: 36
Gender: F
Location: Herndon, VA

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 12 years ago
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hi, I'm a somewhat sleepy person who enjoys secondhand books, napping, and art. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I read, draw, sleep, and smell books. ”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“I'm a student at George Mason U.”

What's your dream job?

“Librarian... and mangaka.”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I don't really own my brother, but he's kinda funny.... ”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I want to meet intelligent people, or just nice ones who attempt to use correct spelling.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“I handle them well. ”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“Heroic Legend of Arislan, Ouran High School Host Club, Yami no Matsuei, Petshop of Horrors, Sakura Taisen, Jungle wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Techno/dance/house, Classical”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I read more manga than I watch anime, and I prefer subtitled anime to dubbed. I don't play a lot of games, but I'm a Sakura Taisen fan!”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“I don't dig sweaty smelly teenagers who like to cling to you.”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Sakura Taisen! and that silly little Avatar game on the Nickelodeon site...”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Gaia Online”

Jaeger Assignment

Iruka_Puppy is currently piloting GOITER LION with BlazeStarr

GOITER LION's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Despair Kick Whirlwind
  • Desperation Chop

DOSSIER: Role is to perform surgical offense designed to insult the Kaiju by fucking up their genitals. May be vulnerable to bad advice. One thing is certain: these pilots are heroic and live to fingerbang some Kaiju limbs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a migrant worker. Father was prone to fits of melancholy. Somewhat aroused by the Kaiju murder of her hamster at the age of three. At an early age, showed great aptitude for playing the piano, but struggled with with getting thrown out of pet stores because of inappropriate touching. It was at the age of 5 that she had a sex change. Each erotic moment was a step toward the kind of shit that her parents expected from her.

Became high school valedictorian despite a painful recurring prolapse because her mother forced her to. With a fighting style that combined the gassy outbursts of a seasoned expert with surprising passion, termed "Invincible Elephant Style", she soon gained the erections of top-notch motherfuckers from around the world.

After becoming a Jaeger Pilot, her first fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent thing that legends are made of despite infuriating nearly anybody that gave a shit. Thanks to her efforts, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was covered in blood.

Following the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was reluctantly promoted to the newly-created title of Lord Not-To-Be-Fucked-With by her commanding officer.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there with the fate of the world in your hands, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything you think you know and react to the new situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one pilot who will never have any clue about that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is probably a fucking maniac.

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