Ametenshi Buster Machine No. 1644
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About Ametenshi Age: 25 Gender: M Location: College Station, AR Joined: 10 years ago on 03/01/04 Last Visit: 7 months ago Type: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: Yes Privileges Expire: Never!
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RAMBUNCTIOUS CHEETAH with Sage
RAMBUNCTIOUS CHEETAH's special combat abilities are known to include:
Foot-Mounted Missiles Rocket Scissor Whirlwind
DOSSIER: Job is to support friendly forces by augmenting their defensive capabilities. Classified whispers indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Unyielding Rumble, a plan to use an experimental, new atomic missile to end inflation. May be vulnerable to expressing its feelings. During the Battle Of Atlanta, pilots displayed an unprecedented ability to remain calm while simultaneously displaying outstanding alcohol tolerance. The only question facing these pilots, who are bitter ex-lovers, is this: can they fingerbang the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Robot family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and religion. Life didn't really change much when nipples were seduced by creepy street artists. It was at the age of 19 that he discovered bathing. Each withering fuck-up was a step away from the true mastery of self-control that his parents expected from him.
Schooled in some homeless guy's alleyway where he studied economics, where it soon became apparent that absolutely nobody was ever going to give a shit about him. During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful failure despite killing the old lady down the block. Due to his actions, most of the town was saved and the rest was covered in blood. In the aftermath of the touching clusterfuck, pilot was immediately promoted to General by a guy that wandered in off of the street and was pretty much just into promoting people. "Listen up, rookie, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there partying, and somebody offers you a beer you better forget everything you learned and react to the fucked-up situation even if you're pretty sure you're hallucinating. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Believe me, this is one soldier who will never have any clue about that." Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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