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Age: 36Gender: MLocation: Wilmette, IL
Joined: 10 years ago on 05/17/08Last Visit: 17 months agoType: Lifetime Member Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“Hi, my name is Arthur.”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“I love to watch movies, draw/photoshop, play the guitar/piano and finding the next epic lulz/winz.”
What's your dream job?
“Get paid to travel the world.”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“I pwn noobs.”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“Someone open-minded, likes video games and spontaneous.”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“Scott Pilgrim, Battle Angel Alita, Bleach, Naruto, Golden Boy and more!”
What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?
“Anything from Trance to Metal to Video Game Music, old or new. Some artists/bands I liked are Two-Mix, All That Remains, Green Day, Ayumi Hamasaki, Every Little Thing, Weezer, Disturbed, Astral Projection and many more!”
If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?
“C2E2, Anime Central, Wizard World”
Into games? List your favorites!
“Currently Playing: Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition, Borderlands 2, Mass Effect 3, and Halo 4! All-Time Fav = Chrono Trigger!”
XBox Live! Gamertag
Other Online Gaming Info
“SSF4AE, Borderlands 2, Mass Effect 3 MP, Halo 4”
SpeedBrkr is currently piloting VIOLENCE FACEPUNCHER with diavana
VIOLENCE FACEPUNCHER's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary role is supporting civilians by augmenting their offensive capabilities. Classified scuttlebutt indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Flagrant Sword, a plan to use a fucked-up, ancient doomsday device to decisively end the designated hitter rule. May be vulnerable to melancholy. Perhaps that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Highway Storm when the pilots sacrificed several hundred cancer patients in order to save some dude's record collection. In the past, other Jaeger pilots have envied the pilots' ability to chug a six-pack. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and nobody questions their dedication to dedication to asskicking.
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Homeless family provided a strict diet of daily swordfighting lessons and gin. At an early age, showed much promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with basically everything else. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Decided to spend the next several seconds fighting for survival in a filthy alley. Each withering yeast infection was a step away from the triumph that his heart yearned for.Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because sometimes life is crazy like that.During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up crowd-pleaser despite impregnating his best friend. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju a code name of "Ass Chuckle" which meant nobody really took it seriously, despite the fact that it was actually pretty tough.Refusing to listen to everybody else for a change, he re-dedicated himself to totally wussing out whenever possible and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success."The thing is," says a classmate, "He'd be a lot worse at not completely getting the shit kicked out of him if he opened up his hearts. Ah, what are you going to do? Life is crazy like that."Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.
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