Sub

Age: 36
Gender: M
Location: South Richmond Hill, NY

Joined: 17 years ago on 03/01/04
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Sub is currently piloting PASSIONATE BASTARD with Lucifer

PASSIONATE BASTARD's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Double-Strike Tantrum
• Darkness Suckerpunch

DOSSIER: Job is to unleash sporadic offense intended to confuse the Kaiju by fucking up their brains. Impervious to alcohol. Frequently, commanding officers have expressed concern over the pilots' oral hygiene. One known drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have an unequaled ability to fingerbang some Kaiju emotions.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was the kind of guy who didn't merely shit the bed - he rolled around in it as well.. At an early age, showed no promise for being good at doing giant robot stuff, but struggled with with potty training. It was at the age of 6 that he had a sex change. Decided to spend the next several hours sleeping in a seriously shady robot repair shop. Each grueling moment was a step toward the sensitive touching that his heart yearned for.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite being addicted to blowjobs because sometimes life is crazy like that.

During one drunken night, he stole a Jaeger and his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful thing that legends are made of despite impregnating the old lady down the block. This was achieved despite running away from a Kaiju with an unexplained fondness for show tunes.

Following the grueling battle, pilot was immediately promoted to bat boy for the Mets by his commanding officer.

Experts have described his partying style as "weak-ass dick-slapping", while others have described it as "devastatingly effective" and "some of the coolest stuff since Godzilla sexually dominated your mom."

Psyche eval recommendation: Just wants to be loved.