BeautyStupid

Age: 34
Gender: F
Location: Covington, VA

Joined: 17 years ago on 03/01/04
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BeautyStupid is currently piloting MAGNIFICENT VALKYRIE with Red Rook

MAGNIFICENT VALKYRIE's special combat abilities are known to include:

• Oblivion Tackle of Nothingness
• Blood Dropkick Flood

DOSSIER: Likes to help soldiers by upgrading their sensual capabilities. Often, experienced Jaeger pilots have been awestruck by the pilots' general cleanliness. Everybody agrees: these pilots are seriously bad-ass and nobody questions their dedication to ability to chug a six-pack.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Basically kind of hung out with some serious assholes in the dangerous suburbs of Dayton. Greatly devastated by the murder of grandmother because it was her idea in the first place. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 19 that she had her entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several seconds training her guts out in a secret waterfall. Each withering beat-down was a step toward being less of an asshole that her parents expected from her.

Educated at Yale where she studied whatever the fuck she felt like studying, where it soon became apparent that she was the type of person that never gets invited to parties. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a bull with unbeatable passion, termed "Elegant Falcon Style", she soon gained the erections of her master.

She soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking her way into a Jaeger, her first fight against a kaiju was a limp-dicked triumph despite infuriating a bunch of innocent bystanders. Classified intel indicates most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

Deciding to listen to everybody else for a change, she dedicated herself to embracing her inner sensuality and is basically doing alright.

"Listen up, rookie, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there partying, and you're completely drunk you better forget everything Mommy said and adapt to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, you're fucked. Trust me, this is one soldier who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Is gonna run this whole goddamn army someday.