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Age: 34Gender: MLocation: Palmdale, CA
Joined: 15 years ago on 03/01/04Last Visit: 9 years agoType: Founding Member (Lifetime) Paid Member Privileges: YesPrivileges Expire: Never!
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Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!
“I am sean im a army boy”
Current Relationship Status
What do you do for fun?
“um...i paintball :) make flash stuff um listin to music music wise msi and old metalica and nirvana are what im ”
What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.
“school college Freshman grade blegh!!! woo woo woo”
Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!
“heh...to numorous and embaresing”
Which gender are you interested in?
What kind of relationship are you looking for?
“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”
Describe the sort of person you're looking for!
“a cute girlie brown eyes and blond hair is a plus”
Do you think long distance relationships can work?
“there cool havent had one yet though ”
Name some of your favorite anime and manga...
“trigun,chobits,evangelion,ninja scroll,ghost in the shell,hellsing,sailor moon(runs away!) cowboy bebop ,vampire hunter d!,”
What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...
“cosplay,um a strange facination with Rei from eva ^_^ ando yeah i watch lots of downloaded anime”
Into games? List your favorites!
Other Online Gaming Info
“Diablo 2 lod”
EL Sean is currently piloting EAGLE TORNADO with Tender Roni
EAGLE TORNADO's special combat abilities are known to include:
DOSSIER: Primary function is is to annihilate Kaiju and supply helpful massages to other Jaeger pilots. Top-secret rumors indicates this Jaeger is part of Operation Secret Unicorn, a plan to use a fucked-up, truly astonishing concentrated energy blast to ensure the designated hitter rule. Frequently, spiritual advisors have been awestruck by the pilots' intensity. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that it tends to really bum you out if the pilots don't really have their shit together. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they destroy the Kaiju without pulverizing each other first?
MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was a secretary. Father was a homeless man. Deeply affected by the conversion to Islam of grandmother because it was his idea in the first place. At an early age, showed no promise for being able to walk in a straight line, but struggled with with controlling his emotions. It was at the age of 23 that he stopped being a huge pussy. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds battling for his life in a secret abandoned rest stop. Each joyful beat-down was a step toward the bloody satisfaction that his parents expected from him.Became high school valedictorian despite being addicted to blowjobs because people figured the world was ending anyway, so who cares?. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a bull with erotic brutality, termed "Ferocious Hulk Style", he soon gained the erections of commanders.He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his first fight against a kaiju was a fucked-up success despite impregnating his best friend. This was achieved despite seriously fucking up a Kaiju with extremely low self-esteem.Deciding to rest on his laurels, he dedicated himself to square dancing and and is, frankly, not having a lot of success."The thing is," says a homeless guy we spoke to, "He'd be a lot worse at piloting giant robots if he started touching himself a little more. But ya gotta love that. This is the pilot I want on our side next time the Kaiju attack!"Psyche eval recommendation: Promote immediately.
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