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About Culexies

Age: 34
Gender: M
Location: West New York, NJ

Joined: 15 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 10 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“I'm a Penn State (University Park) student majoring in Microbiology, with minors in Japanese, Astrobiology and Theatre. I'm the vice president elect of the anime organization at PSU. I like sports, parties, singing and being wierd. ”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“I work out and run around playing tennis. I also like playing with my swords.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Microbiology student and believe it or not I actually do some freelance sorcery. My true dream is to become a porn star!”

What's your dream job?

“To travel from planet to planet being a pirate, but if I can't do that I'll settle for genetic engineering :(...”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I have a problem with saying no... even when it comes to requests... I just can't say no, oh well.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys or girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“I would like to meet an outrageous person who is around my age and has with no set backs. Goes with the flow and isn't afraid to take the reigns if things are going their way... no promise I won't give ya a fight for the reigns though.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They work... kinda”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“I play all the FF games as well as other RPGs.”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“Anime Next and Otakon”

Jaeger Assignment

Culexies is currently piloting LUMBERJACK BEEFCAKE with Cat

LUMBERJACK BEEFCAKE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Quadruple-Uppercut Overload of Enlightenment
  • Leopard's Blast

DOSSIER: Role is is to destroy Kaiju and supply suicidally-insane counseling services to soldiers. At times, media pundits have envied the pilots' lovemaking abilities. One thing is certain: these pilots are admirable and have one purpose, which is to piss all over some Kaiju limbs.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Adopted by robots in the dangerous suburbs of Dayton. At an early age, showed much promise for not being a total fuck-up, but struggled with with watercolor painting. It was at the age of 6 that he had his entire body replaced by cyborg components. Spent the next several years sleeping in a hidden toy store. Each sexual beat-down was a step toward the kind of shit that his heart yearned for.

Found himself by the school of life where he studied astrophysics, where it soon became apparent that he was a once-in-a-lifetime talent. With a fighting style that combined the sexual prowess of a drunken sailor with never-before-seen passion, termed "Invincible Tiger Style", he soon gained the admiration of pretentious assholes everywhere.

He soon joined the Robot Army and, after sucking and fucking his way into a Jaeger, his debut fight against a kaiju was a delightful success despite infuriating Whoopi Goldberg. Classified intel indicates most of the town was saved and the rest was incinerated.

Deciding to get a clue, he re-dedicated himself to partying like a true hero and has no fucking idea what he's doing.

"Buddy, you can beat your dick to YouTube videos all day long," says one flight instructor. "But when you're actually out there trying to save the Earth, and you have a dick in your mouth you better forget everything Mommy said and react to the life or death situation no matter how high you are. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. And trust me, this is one pilot who totally gets that."

Psyche eval recommendation: Can excel with a little love.

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