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vlyandra

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About vlyandra

Age: 27
Gender: F
Location: Fremont, CA

Joined: 5 years ago on 06/04/08
Last Visit: 14 days ago
Type: Gold Member
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“If I were to get a tattoo, it'd be a squashed fairy on the bottom of my foot.”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do for fun?

“Destroy the dreams of small children. Also, Ultimate Frisbee, rock climbing, and running. A lot of running. Like, marathon running.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Software engineer”

What's your dream job?

“Software engineer but everything works all the time”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Whenever I see toddlers, maybe 2 years old (little, but barely able to walk) I really, really, really just want to punt them. I seem to have no maternal instinct.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“People whom I don't feel are judging me.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“Not a huge fan”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“One Piece, Bleach, Gokusen, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Atashin'chi, D Grey Man, Grenadier, Elfen Lied, Haibane Renmei”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“Rock, Alternative, Pop, musical soundtracks”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“Manga is love. Japanese only, please. More shounen and seinen than shoujo. I also like RPGs (digital and tabletop), fighting games, music games...”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“KublaCon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“Marvel vs Capcom 2, Capcom vs SNK 2, Soul Calibur, Tekken 5, DDR, Beatmania (5-key, please), Rock Band, Nethack”

Steam Nickname

“vlyandra”

Jaeger Assignment

vlyandra is currently piloting HALLELUJAH JUGGERNAUT with LeTonzy

HALLELUJAH JUGGERNAUT's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Breast-Mounted Soup Ladle of Judgement
  • Sixty Four-Nippletwister Technique

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply perilous counseling services to civilians, even during the heartbreak of high-speed brawls. Cannot be damaged by violent caresses. As we all know that one of its most infamous moments of the war occured during Operation Stalwart Ragnarok when the pilots sacrificed several thousand Shake Shacks in order to save a single flower. In the past, spiritual advisors have been awestruck by the pilots' dedication to asskicking. The only question facing these pilots, who are simmering with sexual tension, is this: can they punch the Kaiju without fucking up each other first?

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of mom you wish you had. Father was one hell of a guy -- had the kind of pecs you'd kill for. Profoundly affected by the Kaiju murder of grandmother guys that really knew how to party, in her own way. At an early age, showed great aptitude for being a pickpocket, but struggled with with drinking more than two or three beers without acting like an asshole. It was at the age of 23 that she discovered bathing. Reluctantly spent the next several seconds fucking people up in a filthy basement. Each sexual day was a step closer to the bloody satisfaction that her heart yearned for.

Actually managed to finally make make a friend despite refusing to talk about anything besides collecting Pokemon because of her burning passion to succeed.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her debut fight against a kaiju was a disturbingly violent failure despite falling in love with the old lady down the block. According to survivors, most of the town was destroyed and the rest was incinerated.

When the dust settled after the touching Kaiju battle, pilot was immediately promoted to Chief Asskicker by the President of what remained of the world.

"Listen up, rookie, you can read the textbooks all day long," says one commanding officer. "But when you're actually out there fighting an unknown giant monster from another fucking dimension, and half of your robot is on fire and the other half is severely damaged you better forget everything you learned and react to the life or death situation right in front of you. If you don't, everybody's going to think you're a pussy. Trust me, this is one crazy asshole who has mastered that."

Psyche eval recommendation: A rare blend of sensuality and passion.

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