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micolin

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About micolin

Age: 32
Gender: F
Location: Inwood, WV

Joined: 13 years ago on 03/01/04
Last Visit: 3 years ago
Type: Founding Member (Lifetime)
Paid Member Privileges: Yes
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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“Hey. I'm awesome just so u know”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm in an exclusive relationship.”

What do you do for fun?

“Learning to play the bass. Game. Induce smiles.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Behavioral health technician”

What's your dream job?

“Occupational therapist”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“I am just a randumb kinda gal, lots of odd things happen but I am not concerned enough to wright any of them out..”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Guys!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“I'm here to stalk John Booty”

Describe the sort of person you're looking for!

“Someone who is not high strung”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“ehhhhh possibly if I care enough about them”

Anime, Manga and Other Nerdy Stuff

Name some of your favorite anime and manga...

“one piece, chobits,the getbackers... lain...wolf rain...... full metal alchemist 2 many more”

What's some of your favorite music? What have you been listening to lately?

“metal, oldies, anything but country”

What are some anime/manga/gaming-related interests you have? Watching anime, cons, collecting cels, etc...

“A bunch”

If you go to conventions, what upcoming cons are you attending?

“otakon”

Into games? List your favorites!

“any FPS or MMORPG or RPG like FFish or REish”

Other Online Gaming Info

“Many 360 games message me to play”

Jaeger Assignment

micolin is currently piloting STEAMPOWERED EXCELLENCE with Master__Arucard

STEAMPOWERED EXCELLENCE's special combat abilities are known to include:

  • Pulsating Gauntlet
  • Elongated Kick

DOSSIER: Primary function is is to supply much-needed blowjobs to civilians, even during the confusion of sexual lovemaking. May be vulnerable to bad advice. One inconvenient drawback of this Jaeger type is that under very rare circumstances it will perform like a real pussy if the pilots don't really have their shit together. Make no doubt about it: these pilots are smoking hot and have one purpose, which is to crush some Kaiju faces.

MOST RECENT PSYCHE EVALUATION: Mother was the kind of 'earthy' lesbian that has huge arms and is really into the Indigo Girls. Father was a homeless man. Life threw a fucking curveball when nipples were killed by jealous bitches. It was at the age of 6 that she discovered bathing. As time progressed, she learned the art of baking. Each grueling fuck-up was a step closer to becoming a true sexual being, and was all that most people would stay the fuck away from.

Schooled at the school of hard knocks where she studied some crazy advanced shit... I don't know, lasers or something... where it soon became apparent that she was a true genius.

During one drunken night, she stole a Jaeger and her first fight against a kaiju was a splendid affair despite infuriating everybody in the Western Hemisphere. This was achieved despite fighting a Kaiju that had pretty much no fucking clue at all.

In the aftermath of the touching battle, pilot was angrily promoted to Chief Asskicker by that guy nobody really talked to but apparently had the power to promote people, so whatever.

Jealous people have described her Jaeger tactics style as "amateur ass-grabbing", while mostly everybody else has described it as "the kind of thing legends are made of" and "some of the most heroic stuff since gonhorrea ravaged my face."

Psyche eval recommendation: Does not meet expectations.

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